cross-dressingsatanlobster:

have you ever looked at someone who has kids and just thought

they did the do

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internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

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autoparry:

fatwink:

sext me in mla format

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heytherebiebs:

oMFG MY TEARS I CANT DEAL

CAN U HEAR ME SCREAMING 

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